Well, I'm off to Cyprus... again... for a week with Mum, my sister, Gran and Auntie Rose. Dad isn't coming because he's training for a bodybuilding show (*coughsnowball'schanceinhellcough*) and he'd probably have alchohol etc. on holiday.

Well, We're due to leave for the airport in about half an hour, so, until then, toodle-pip, chums!

It's been a while, innit? I haven't done one o' these since last year.

Anyhoo, how's everybody been? You can tell little ol' me.

Anyway, a quick rundown of the stuffage I received from good old reliable Monseiur Claus and other assorted friends and family... *inhales deeply*

Spider-man Deluxe Edition, Guitar Hero III, Super Mario Galaxy, The Phantom of the Opera Original Cast Recording, Scream trilogy ("I'll be right back!" XD), the two Jolson films on DVD (I've loved those films ever ssince I was a toddler... happy days...), Naruto series 2 Part 1, a PSP Slim & Lite (my origanal PSP sorta broke around five days before Christmas... XD), two PSP games, The Real Wind-Up volume 8 CD, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Snakehead by Anthony Horowitz, The Simpsons Movie ("on the small screeeeen!"), The Simpsons Season 10, The Pocket Dangerous Book for Boys (BWAHAHAHAHA), a Beano album (does anybody want it? XD), a Broons collection aaaaaand a box of Maltesers.

*pants to regain breath*

That. Was. A lot. Thank you, Santa!

And a few days ago, armed with my barrels of Christmas money and gift vouchers, I bought the first Naruto movie, Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 2 and The Incredible Hulk Season 2 and the three Hulk movies (all the Bill Bixby ones).

Holeeeeeeeee crap. *faints*

*regains consciousness*

Well, I hope y'all had a Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year!

*is going to the Irn-Bru carnival tomorrow*

I'm back!

... Wow, it's been a long time.

Anyway, I'd like to say a few words:

Nitwit.
Blubber.
Oddment.
Tweak.

And now, my speech.

Well, lessee.. it was my birthday on the 29th August (I accept cash, cheque or PayPal).
Grandad died a few Sundays ago, and his funeral was a few days later on Thursday. I was prepared though, since Dad told me that he probably wouldn't make it to morning, so it wasn't much of a surprise when there was a phone call at around 2:00 am from Mum and he was muttering about post mortems, but it was still a shock. RIP, Grandad.

And now I'm back. And I have over 2,000 pageviews! Phwoar!

... Why must we all be so yaoi-obsessed? >.<

Anyway, I'm here, I'm not queer, and I've got a new deviation coming up soon! Yeehaw!

Peace out.

I come to you from an Internet café in Paphos, Cyprus! I didn't have time to update before I left so... here I am!

We've been here around... seven, eight times now? And we'recoming back in September and next year as well. Oh, how I long for my 18th birthday, and then I can go wherever I want and kill whoever I want to kill!

... Scratch that last part. Aheh...

Anyway, I've been here almost a week now and I've been bitten, sunburned, injured and I'll miss the release of the Simpsons Movie, Deathly Hallows and Pokémon Diamond and Pearl. Fantastic!

Although, I did manage to see Order of the Phoenix before I left. But that's about it.

Anyway, I'll be back on August 1st, so never fear!

Hey, all!

I'll be heading off to Paris -more specifically Disneyland- () on a school trip until Friday, and I't gonna be lots and lots and lotsa lotsa fun!

... just be thankful I don't drink Red Bull. Much.

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On a completely unrelated topic, I got my Gravitation mangas 1-6 yesterday!

And they were that Amazon quick delivery thingy, so they arrived about less than 20 hours later.

... It's funny how the art is butt-ugly in the first couple of volumes, then by volume 6 it's stunningly beatiful. Did Maki Murakami have a hangover when she started drawing it?

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In other stuffage, I've noticed that I've surpassed 1,800 pageviews, so I'd just like to say thanks to everyone and them to death! ^^

... I actually caught the 1,800th view, and screencapped it.

So, bye-bye! :3

AND FEEL MY WRATH WHEN I RETURN, CRETINS!!

... I mean, wuv joo all! Missing joo already!

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